• Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
  • Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
  • Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
  • Me: Do he got the booty my child.
  • Future Child: ...what
  • Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
  • Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
  • Me: Then I ship it, my child.